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Permalink Reply by Cyndi Young on April 26, 2012 at 11:09pm

When my ex-husband, whom I call Satan, left I had happy dreams.  I dreamt he fell into a woodchipper!

 

 

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Permalink Reply by Jennifer Isom Schmidtke on April 27, 2012 at 12:34pm

Flattened by a Prius ?

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Permalink Reply by Michele Whiting on April 27, 2012 at 9:09pm

trampled by bulls

hacked in a saber duel

 

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Permalink Reply by Michele Whiting on April 28, 2012 at 7:04pm

Found the third rail

 

met up with freddy

killed by her old steady

 

split in 2 by the high wire

lost in forest fire

 

 

bungee cord just went snap

light strike oops zap

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Permalink Reply by Ben Bowers on April 30, 2012 at 11:59am

She was abducted by a saucer,

Melted in a sauna,

Walked out the room and nobody ever saw her

 

On the wrong end of an Uzi,

Drowned in a Jacuzzi,

Felt the rage of an angry Gary Busey.

 

Needs more work? Needs more work.

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Permalink Reply by Tracey on April 30, 2012 at 1:45pm

How bout bit by a cobra, or knocked out by Tyson?

Seriously though - what is better than "Eaten by a Lion"? That cracks me up every time!!!!!!  

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Permalink Reply by Michael Pang on April 30, 2012 at 10:56pm

She was stabbed by a jackhammer,

Slaughtered in the outhouse,

Got her head cracked open in a bout of joust

 

Haha, not the best rhyme, but I think it's pretty good.

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Permalink Reply by Michele Whiting on April 30, 2012 at 11:55pm

Sounds like a solid verse to me
 
Ben Bowers said:

She was abducted by a saucer,

Melted in a sauna,

Walked out the room and nobody ever saw her

 

On the wrong end of an Uzi,

Drowned in a Jacuzzi,

Felt the rage of an angry Gary Busey.

 

Needs more work? Needs more work.

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Permalink Reply by Cyndi Young on May 1, 2012 at 10:38am

Wow!  We're pretty sick.  I love you guys!!! :D

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