‎50 More Ways To Say Goodbye

1. She put her tongue on a 9 volt
2. Jumped onto a catapult 
3. She wore a Yankees hat in Boston
4. ODed on chocolate frosting
5. Her brain froze from gelato 
6. Smoked way too much pot, oh
7. Her road rage blew her gasket 
8. Stole a 5 year old’s Easter basket
9. She drown while bobbing apples
10. Too many dudes on her napples

40 more to go. Help!

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Comment by Jo Grant on August 16, 2012 at 12:35pm

Electrocuted drying her hair. Lynched by a bear snare. Poisoned using too much Nair.

Turned into a nutso. Imbibed in too much wine, oh. Fell into a pot hole.

She was shot loading her gun.  Attacked by a gang of nuns. Fell over dead when she went out for a run.

Drank too much whiskey. Became really bitchy. Started getting itchy.

Comment by Carrigan on August 16, 2012 at 2:11pm

Put her hands outside a roller coaster, got shocked by an older toaster?

Comment by brad snyder on August 16, 2012 at 4:30pm

she chased a penny of the empire state building

Comment by Kathy Bellflower on August 19, 2012 at 11:58am

suffocated in poo at the zoo

Comment by Marci on August 20, 2012 at 3:57pm
Hitler was a Nazi who choked while drinking a Kamikaze, now all hell is breaking loose in the Train Kaboose.
Comment by Stephanie zahn on August 20, 2012 at 6:44pm

She slipped on a treadmill

Choked on a diet pill

Comment by Mina_Monroe on August 20, 2012 at 7:19pm

She crashed in the fast lane, tripped and fell under a Train ;)

Comment by Kathy Schweitzer on August 21, 2012 at 6:21pm

We spent too much time in the sack,

She fell in a crack and never came back.

Slipped on a bannana peel, broke her neck! What the heck?


Comment by Gail on August 23, 2012 at 1:04pm

Her parachute didn't open

PETA got her for calf ropin'

Whales breached on her fishing boat

and she couldn't stay afloat

Forgot the warning on her meds

& drove her car oops now she's dead

Bungee jumped with too much rope

Took a shower and slipped on soap

Comment by Gail on August 23, 2012 at 2:30pm

Lost her head in a road rage fight

Played with sticks of dynamite

Took a fly ball to the head

Swallowed tablets laced with lead

Tried to run with the bulls in Spain

Stampede got her, Oy! what pain





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