Comment by Jo Grant on August 16, 2012 at 12:35pm

Electrocuted drying her hair. Lynched by a bear snare. Poisoned using too much Nair.

Turned into a nutso. Imbibed in too much wine, oh. Fell into a pot hole.

She was shot loading her gun.  Attacked by a gang of nuns. Fell over dead when she went out for a run.

Drank too much whiskey. Became really bitchy. Started getting itchy.

Comment by Carrigan on August 16, 2012 at 2:11pm

Put her hands outside a roller coaster, got shocked by an older toaster?

Comment by brad snyder on August 16, 2012 at 4:30pm

she chased a penny of the empire state building

Comment by Kathy Bellflower on August 19, 2012 at 11:58am

suffocated in poo at the zoo

Comment by Marci on August 20, 2012 at 3:57pm

Hitler was a Nazi who choked while drinking a Kamikaze, now all hell is breaking loose in the Train Kaboose.

Comment by Stephanie zahn on August 20, 2012 at 6:44pm

She slipped on a treadmill

Choked on a diet pill

Comment by Mina_Monroe on August 20, 2012 at 7:19pm

She crashed in the fast lane, tripped and fell under a Train ;)

Comment by Kathy Schweitzer on August 21, 2012 at 6:21pm

We spent too much time in the sack,

She fell in a crack and never came back.

Slipped on a bannana peel, broke her neck! What the heck?

 

Comment by Gail on August 23, 2012 at 1:04pm

Her parachute didn't open

PETA got her for calf ropin'

Whales breached on her fishing boat

and she couldn't stay afloat

Forgot the warning on her meds

& drove her car oops now she's dead

Bungee jumped with too much rope

Took a shower and slipped on soap

Comment by Gail on August 23, 2012 at 2:30pm

Lost her head in a road rage fight

Played with sticks of dynamite

Took a fly ball to the head

Swallowed tablets laced with lead

Tried to run with the bulls in Spain

Stampede got her, Oy! what pain

 

 

 

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